The witch of Manorly Coast

Johnny was obsessed with ghosts
until one foggy night
he camped out at Manorly Coast
and got a nasty fright

Legend told of ghosts and ghouls
that moaned and wailed and wooed
and a witch, ugly and cruel,
that turned you to worm food

Johnny was too curious
he had to know the truth
but the witch was furious
to see him beneath her roof

Upon his sight she cast a spell
with eyes a fiery glow
and on his knees poor Johnny fell
into her lair below

When he woke he was on fours
with aching, snarling teeth
and giant paws with gleaming claws
he happily unsheathed

The witch knew not what she had done
when he sliced off her head
and dumped it in a cauldron
and proclaimed the witch was dead