Bruno was a naughty dog
when his owners were at work
on Monday's in the kitchen
he dined on Sunday's roast pork
He didn't know he had done wrong
he did it all the time
he just wanted to fill his tum
how could that be a crime
But afterwards another urge
took hold of his weak mind
he needed it as much as food
water, he had to find
His own dish it was licked bone dry
but knew where there was water
he stuck his head in the toilet bowl
and drank more than he oughta
When he was full he felt a tingle
that made him hop and prance
the only way he could relieve it
was to pee on his mum's plants
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