Hughie the cutie

Hughie was a Kune Kune
living on a farm
he had his own special pen
so he wouldn't come to harm

The other pigs around him
were jealous of his beauty
he attracted so much attention
everybody called him 'Cutie'

Then one night when it was dark
the pigs plotted and schemed
they broke into poor Hughie's pen
and made little Hughie scream

His curly tail quivered and shook
and he backed against a stone wall
as the pigs approached lightening struck
and made bacon out of them all