Fluff Happy

Fluff Happy was afflicted with
a gaseous behind
it was the most explosive
you could ever hope to find

Wherever he did go he cracked
the most repellent farts
so toxic and so smelly
people fled to other parts

He tried so hard to change his ways
stopped eating sprouts and beans
but no matter what he did
his bum was still a fart machine

Trees and bushes began to wilt
people's hair fell out
nothing within fifty miles
of Fluff would ever sprout

Til one day an inventor
said that Fluff could be a source
his bum could power factories
and save the planet, of course!