On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
twelve bulbous coldsores
eleven pus-filled nails
ten cheesy toes
nine encrusted bogies
eight projectile pukes
seven cabbage belches
six compound fractures
five eggy farts
four oozing gashes
three exploding boils
two snotty nostrils
and the chronic squits
from eating too much sweets
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Hooray for middle grade humour!
ReplyDeleteThanks again for,
"Five egg-ee farts"
David