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Sunday, January 3, 2010

The ninth disgusting day of Christmas

On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
nine encrusted bogies
eight projectile pukes
seven cabbage belches
six compound fractures
five eggy farts
four oozing gashes
three exploding boils
two snotty nostrils
and the chronic squits
from eating too much sweets

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