Cameron's fourth birthday

When Cameron turned four
a party he did host
he invited sixteen friends
to a hall just off Fife's coast

That morning he woke up
to a flurry of fresh snow
falling from the sky
onto the icy ground below

His mother she was worried
that his friends wouldn't arrive
because the laying snow
made it so difficult to drive

The DJ had already called
to say his van was stuck
he was on his way to get a farmer
to dig him from the rut

As time ticked on the hall was dressed
so full of birthday cheer
then Cameron arrived
and wondered if his friends were here

The hall was empty, all alone
disaster on the brink
then one by one his friends turned up
Cameron was tickled pink

The music played while Auntie Kirsty
did some crowd control
but Cameron requested
that she play some Cheryl Cole

Then everyone had food
the theme was Cars, the disney movie
and Cameron's daddy joked that Grandma
burnt the adult's stovies

Parcel the parcel, musical chairs
many games they did play
then birthday cake came out
and Cameron blew the flames away

A few more games, a few more songs
then everyone said bye
"Thank you everyone for coming,"
was Cameron's reply

Then through the snow we all drove home
and Cameron was sad
til he remembered the wii was there
and then was rather glad

After a game of Wii Swordplay
slicing legs and heads and ears
Cameron opened all his presents
and that was it for another year