Morris the turkey had one christmas wish
to not be carved up on a plate
so he vowed to himself he would try to escape
from his most feared December date
As he hid in his pen concocting his plan
he kept his friends wrapped in suspense
but he just couldn't think of a way to fly over
the six foot perimeter fence
With all options spent he turned to a friend
who gave him some welcome advice
she said that his weight was more likely to get
the farmer a much better price
Like a light bulb an idea flicked on in his mind
it rolled around inside his head
rather than plump up before Christmas day
he stuffed his face after instead
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