On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
five eggy farts
four oozing gashes
three exploding boils
two snotty nostrils
and the chronic squits
from eating too much sweets
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About Me
- Kirst.
- I'm a children's writer, living in the picturesque, mediaeval golf and university town of St Andrews. I have a mischievous Golden Retriever and a shameless addiction to chocolate and Starbucks coffee! I've just completed my first middle grade fantasy novel about a pizza-loving dog who discovers he's heir to a land created by Ancient Egyptians 1,200 years ago.
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