If my dog could talk

If my dog was to talk to me
I wonder what he'd say
would he ask me for some food
or ask me out to play

If my dog was to talk to me
what would he say to you
would he shock you with a 'boo'
or say 'how do you do?'

If my dog was to talk to me
I know just what he'd utter
he'd tell me 'Cut the baby talk,
you sound like a total nutter!'