Rupert was a chubby bunny
going for the record
the fattest mammal of them all
so he would be adored
His daily chow consisted of
Seeds and fruit and nuts
and chocolate coated carrots
anything to expand his guts
His dedication was so strong
he never missed a meal
the day before his weighing
he chowed down on a plate of veal
When Rupert's owner placed him
on the vet's flat weighing scale
his heart sighed, he'd been pipped
by a guinea pig from Sale
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