Pretty Paris

When Paris Harris bat her lashes
boys came flocking to her side
they buzzed like bees around her
there was nowhere she could hide

'Oh woe is me' she said plainly
'for this affliction set on me,
to have a face so pretty
everybody wants to see'

But then one day a stranger
walked bold into her math class
a new girl who went by the name
of Becky-Lee Bluegrass

Becky-Lee with tight blonde curls
and eyes of sparkling blue
stole all the boys' advances
and made Paris number two